Results tagged “Happy holidays!” from Oral Diarrhea
Happy holidays! By which I mean Christmas and Hanukkah. Kwanzaa can go
fuck itself. What the hell is Kwanzaa anyway? It sounds like someone
just took a name from a character on Land of the Lost and made it a
holiday. And what do Scientologists do on Christmas? Do they leave out
gorblex and milk so they won't receive any thetans from Xenu Claus? And
what's the deal with airline food? Okay, I'm done tying my noose. I'll
stop killing time now.
